J. Pauze

Laser tag & Riley’s yesterday, the zoo today; frig I adore the skeptics. What a great way to spend the last few days before my surgery <3

Also, proof we are quite possibly the nerdiest group of people in existence: our team name for laser tag was ‘The Elements’ and our code names were all elements from the periodic table. I was Xenon.

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llanval:

do-you-have-a-flag:

The animators for the Dinosaurs in Jurassic Park practicing their dinosaur runs

Perfection. I have found it.

These people were living the dream.

Ideal job

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battleangel25:

#People may have been having sex in the 1940s but those people were not Steve Rogers

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jtotheizzoe:

PREACH, Dex.

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It’s a uniquely American prudishness. You can write the most detailed, vivid description of an ax entering a skull, and nobody will say a word in protest. But if you write a similarly detailed description of a penis entering a vagina, you get letters from people saying they’ll never read you again. What the hell? Penises entering vaginas bring a lot more joy into the world than axes entering skulls.

Author George R. R. Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire.) Interview published in May 2012 Rolling Stones Magazine. (via sweetupndown9)

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isobutane:

“When she came to her senses again she cut off all contact with him. It had not been easy, but she had steeled herself. The last time she saw him she had stared at him for a whole minute and decided that she did not have a grain of feeling left, because it would have been the same as bleeding to death. Fuck you.”

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illhaveyouknowimscaredtodeath:

The Dark Knight Rises Official Character Posters

I cannot wait for this to come out.

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For anyone who is even remotely interested in reading ramblings about my life, I am keeping a blog/record of my pre-op and post-op thoughts/activities/whining for my surgery next week here. This is more for my own record, but you are more than welcome to visit.

FYI: I am having a hysterectomy so expect a lot of the blogging to be centered around that general area of my body.